Knee Deep in the Bottle Somewhere

I wrote a fun tragi-comic parody of the song "Knee Deep" by Zac Brown & Jimmy Buffett

Gonna throw my head away for a minute
pretend I don't live in it,
moonshine gonna wash my mind away...

Had real life but I lost it,
got too dull so I faught it,
now I'm lost in the bottle
tryin' a find me a better way...

Wishin' I was, knee deep in the bottle somewhere
got the night sky breeze
and it don't seem fair
only worry in the world
are the cops gonna take my chair...
Moonrise is a pie in the sky
never been so tipsy
never flew so high,
'till I wake up it's my own kind of paradise...

Wrote a note said be back in a minute,
bought a bottle an' I fell off in it
don't think anybody's gonna miss me anyway...

Mind's on a permanent vacation,
whiskey is my only medication
wish intoxication wasn't ever gonna go away...

Now I'm, knee deep in the bottle somewhere
got the night sky breeze
blowin' wind through my hair
only worry in the world
are the cops gonna take my chair...
Moonrise is a pie in the sky
never been so tipsy
never flew so high,
'till I wake up it's my own kind of paradise...

This weak-kneed floor,
washin' under me,
it's a bitter sweet life,
livin' by the bottle see...
One day you,
will be as lost as me...
Change your mixology
and mabye you might be...

Knee deep in the bottle somewhere
got the night sky breeze
and it don't seem fair
only worry in the world
are the cops gonna take my chair...
Moonrise is a pie in the sky
never been so tipsy
never flew so high,
'till I wake it's my own kind of paradise...

C'mon in the bottle's nice
rum with a little spice
grab a coke back and ice
you'll never know until you try...

When you lose your head
might find the key to paradise...